“wow you’re so mature for your age!!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!!!!”
thanks, i raised me myself
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i never had a real childhood
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Bonsai apple tree growing a full-sized apple.
A perfect balance of extremely impressive and completely ridiculous.
Apple trees are DETERMINED. My parents planted a twig of an apple tree, and that first year it grew one apple. And the whole thing was bent over from the weight of it. It had one job and by God it was gonna do it.